We need to vacuum. What's the most precarious place we can put all of our electronics?
"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"
From the submitter:
Icame out to put the kids on the schoolbus to find this parked at the neighbors'. Best part was that after a while a fullsize (empty) truck pulls up and drops someone off who proceeds to join the driver in the car, and the truck leaves. They had access to a truck and chose this to move with!