Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.
"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"
From the submitter:
Icame out to put the kids on the schoolbus to find this parked at the neighbors'. Best part was that after a while a fullsize (empty) truck pulls up and drops someone off who proceeds to join the driver in the car, and the truck leaves. They had access to a truck and chose this to move with!