At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.
Look on the bright side: extra space for stuff behind the oven! #totallysafe
Let's just improvise, then.