I don't know if this makes me want to cook on a wood stove or don some shining armor and head to the nearest copse.
MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.
A "Soup Can Roaster" made by an enterprising coffee lover
Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!
It may be ugly, but it's a sure-fire safeguard against cold feet.
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