From the submitter:
We went to a beach house, but we found that there was no oven. So we made one ourselves. The coke can is filled with water on the bottom and alcohool on the top. And so, we could cook noodles!
Let's just improvise, then.
I don't know if this makes me want to cook on a wood stove or don some shining armor and head to the nearest copse.
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.