Good idea, keep the old broken one nearby to motivate the new guy.
Accept no substitutes! Any other kind of transmission is bullshido!
I've heard of stick shifts before, obviously. But cane shifts?
From the submitter:
"Inside one of the trucks for the company I work for. Apparently it was supposed to be an automatic, but at the last minute, Dodge decided to make it a manual. Whoops, they forgot about the cupholders!"