Submitter says: "I've had this wallet for a number of years now, and haven't had the heart to throw it out yet. The "staple shield" (a cut-up Ziploc bag) is there to prevent myself from getting poked by the staples that protrude from the inside."

They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Beware, the back to school kludges are coming.

~NSHA

This is how he kept his hat on for shooting multiple takes of the jeep-dragging scene. Well played, Harrison. We could learn a thing or two if we were only so brave. ~NSHA