My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.
This is the main staircase at my school's new $65 million library.
Yep, pressing the button 30 more times and kicking the door didn't work, so I guess you're right, sassy sign. You win this round!
Doorway and destination TBD.
Even if you miss, you'll land among the stairs.