With gifts like this, it's a surprise that Tiger's mistresses didn't come forward sooner. BOOM! 2009 HUMOR!
I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it.
And instead of standard balls, you use the leftovers from that case of whoppers you spilled in October. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
They had to take the staples out of the goalie's freshest wound, but the Sunday morning game is more important than a little bit of blood loss and infection.