Because sparks flying out from under your skateboard as you fall forward and break your arm in five places is basically cruise control for cool.
Winter has fallen upon the mystical realm of Canada once again. Without the NHL playing this season, Canadians are indeed getting rather desperate. Well, Canucks, I offer up this classic for you to get your homemade ice rinks started. You'll be duking it out with your little brother pretending he's the NHL commissioner in no time at all!