That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
We'll get our crack team of lawyer on this right away.
The real question is: what ISN'T it???
SOMEBODY'S not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I'm looking at you.
I have no idea why anyone would need this, but either way....
Sweet water damage, man! Put down the camera a pick up a wrench!
Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.