That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Or some sort of upside-down bidet....
A simple "Out of Order" may have sufficed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.
"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"