We'll get our crack team of lawyer on this right away.
Next time you might want to try using something a little less absorbent. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The fancy mixer tap in the kitchen broke, so I ripped it out, sawed a hole in the top, and used two outside tap kits (£9.99 each) to build a new art nouveau - works a beaut!
For a few cents more you could buy the fancier, more complex version. It's a little crazy though.