We'll get our crack team of lawyer on this right away.
Never been so happy that I forgot to put out the recycling!
"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"
For a few cents more you could buy the fancier, more complex version. It's a little crazy though.
When washing your hands makes them dirtier than they were in the first place!