Proof that everything you learn in college is outside of the classroom.
"I know she's a princess, Chewy! That doesn't mean she's automatically stuck up!"
"No, she's not a nerf herder either!"
"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"
Tried and failed, but tried nonetheless.
The pipes, the pipes are leaking!