Proof that everything you learn in college is outside of the classroom.
A simple "Out of Order" may have sufficed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
When washing your hands makes them dirtier than they were in the first place!