Eastern European hostels are always an adventure.
From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
What do you do when your shower curtain frame collapses onto your shower head? Bust out the rope, of course!
Damn! It's too bad grass doesn't enjoy a "massage swirl."
It's just like standing under about one ten-millionth of Niagara Falls!