Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!
I've heard of living out of one's car before, but DJ'ing out of one's shopping cart? That's new.
For Those of us who cant b bothered pushing
Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.
All one and a half tons of it.
Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?