Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.
Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.
Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.
From the submitter:
Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.
Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.
Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.