Just don't ask about their window service.
From the submitter:
Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.
Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.
Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.
Now I can drink and write in my diary... S**t.
With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.