Have a Seat

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Have a Seat
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Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.

~NSHA

Trying To Get Rid of That Low End

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Trying To Get Rid of That Low End
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Tchaikovsky's "Construction Worker Sonata" is never found a solid place in history.

~NSHA

This Construction Crew Isn't Inspiring Confidence

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This Construction Crew Isn't Inspiring Confidence
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So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition

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Things Get Complicated When He Needs a Definition
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With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed

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Come For The Gas, Stay Because You Got Crushed
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From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.

~NSHA