Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.

~NSHA

So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

The fear of returning to the hardware store is deep in this one.

~NSHA