Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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anti-theft,car,hood,lock,security
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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chain,g rated,Hall of Fame,overkill,remote,security,television,there I fixed it
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

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