Post-Riot Security

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Post-Riot Security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Insecurity Light

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Insecurity Light
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From the submitter:

It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Caddy Kick-Stand

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Caddy Kick-Stand
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From the submitter

Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.