From the submitter
Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker."
"Damn, bro! Another one?"