Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

Stay Where I Can See You

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Stay Where I Can See You
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

The Sad Tale of the Near-Sighted Peeping Tom

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The Sad Tale of the Near-Sighted Peeping Tom
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Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy