Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Insecurity Light

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Insecurity Light
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From the submitter:

It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.

Welcome!

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Welcome!
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Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA