Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

Stoopid Security Systems

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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

Industry Standard Padlock Test

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Foolproof Security System

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Post-Riot Security

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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

Security FAIL

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Putting the "style" in turnstile, amiryte?