Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Just remember your network key.
From the submitter:
It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.
To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.
Don't worry, the combination is written on it.