Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.
Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.
Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...
From the submitter:
It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.
To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.