"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"

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"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"
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"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Security is Tight!

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Security is Tight!
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There's no way anyone is getting in here. Don't even try.

Stoopid Security Systems

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Stoopid Security Systems
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I think I got stupider just from looking at this.