Welcome!

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window handles,security,window fail,home security,burglars
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Nice windows! Wait a minute... something's not right here...

Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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anti-theft,car,hood,lock,security
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

It Feels Good To Be Needed

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door,dual use,phone,security
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Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy