Missing a Key Component

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bad puns,lock,security,zip tie
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What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

Post-Riot Security

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locked up,Professional At Work,security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"

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anti-theft,burglars,car security,criminals,security,theft
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"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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chain,g rated,Hall of Fame,overkill,remote,security,television,there I fixed it
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.