Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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A Metaphor for our Television Addiction
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack