Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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dual use,locked up,overkill,security
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

This Town Must Have a Serious Hair Problem

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Professional At Work,security,tape
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To achieve his signature greasy hair look, Kurt Cobain used to wash his hair with a bar of soap. Maybe these people should give that a try.

~NSHA

Rollin' on Pizza Boxes

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cars,classy,dual use,security,wheels
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Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA