Strength In Number Twos

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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

Making Secure Payments in Russia

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It's also the only way to get air inside. Bullet-proof glass is intense.

~NSHA

Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

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