"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."
Screwdriver? Or screwed driver?
The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.
The classic Stanley Model 30-A, truly an underappreciated culinary instrument...
Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA
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