No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
That's what she wishes he said...
Then strap your laptop instead!
Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.
I may need to monitor my monitor a bit more closely.
"Dude, check this s* out!"
"Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."
Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!