She Wasn't Impressed By His Magic Carpet Ride

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And the scooter was uncomfortable too.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Safe For Babies!

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See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA