Gotta Catch That Early Bird Special

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Gotta Catch That Early Bird Special
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This mobility scooter was pulled over by police in South Yorkshire, England. Its electric drive was replaced with a supercharged engine and has been spotted going 60mph. The 24 year-old owner was stopped over not for reckless driving, but for noise complaints.

It's a Bike! It's a Scooter! It's Scooterbike!

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It's a Bike! It's a Scooter! It's Scooterbike!
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Let's see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Meanwhile, In Florida

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Meanwhile, In Florida
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If this thing has a built-in chemical toilet, it may be the world's greatest invention.

~NSHA

The Custom Zero-Turn Lawn Mower

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The Custom Zero-Turn Lawn Mower
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For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!

No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!

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No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!
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... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.