It's a Bike! It's a Scooter! It's Scooterbike!

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It's a Bike! It's a Scooter! It's Scooterbike!
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Let's see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office
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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA