No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!

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... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

Monday Thru Friday: Guy Puts a Train Horn on His Scooter

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If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.

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It's a Bike! It's a Scooter! It's Scooterbike!

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Let's see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA