See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The QTvan was especially designed for the Royal Wedding this week. Elderly folks who wish to see the happy couple without spending the night on the sidewalk can buy this caravan that's not only light enough, but made to be pulled by a scooter. Price tag: £5,500

He got one. But he also got a hospital bill for his 11th. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Vespa. Headlights not included. ~Not-So-Handy Andy