Let's see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!
For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!
Add a second flashlight to make high-beams!
He got one. But he also got a hospital bill for his 11th. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You might want an extension cord for that, guy.