No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!

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No Throttle? No Pedal? No Problem!
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... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

She Wasn't Impressed By His Magic Carpet Ride

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She Wasn't Impressed By His Magic Carpet Ride
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And the scooter was uncomfortable too.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office

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There I Fixed It Opens a Russian Office
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Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

His Back Likes a Breeze Too

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His Back Likes a Breeze Too
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You might want an extension cord for that, guy.

~NSHA

Meanwhile, In Florida

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Meanwhile, In Florida
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If this thing has a built-in chemical toilet, it may be the world's greatest invention.

~NSHA