There I Fixed It - Funny Bad Repairs

This mobility scooter was pulled over by police in South Yorkshire, England. Its electric drive was replaced with a supercharged engine and has been spotted going 60mph. The 24 year-old owner was stopped over not for reckless driving, but for noise complaints.

And the scooter was uncomfortable too.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

If this thing has a built-in chemical toilet, it may be the world's greatest invention.

~NSHA

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

You might want an extension cord for that, guy.

~NSHA

They see him rollin...