From the kludger:
This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This is just sad.. but clever
Beware, the back to school kludges are coming.
I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy