From the kludger:
This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.
This is just sad.. but clever
With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.
I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy