Well maybe if I hold it like this....
Here we see a Belgian man who was tired with the sedan life and decided to give his car a little upgrade by sawing the top off of it. Call it a midlife crisis on a budget.
How to remove a branch high in a tree: option 1, hire a tree guy $100+; option 2, purchase telescoping saw $50; option 3, broom handle + clamp + duct tape + pruning saw, $0.
With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!