Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Soon: Caution, dent in bumper.
He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
Aaaaand I'm speechless. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.
What? It's "first?" First in what?