From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.