It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.
I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
That vest was 2 days away from retirement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.