Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.
So I became a trailer hitch.
It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!