Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.
I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Just one more inch and I can get my workman's comp!
If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.