Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Soon: Caution, dent in bumper.