If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.
So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.
Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Unless you count that pesky guest who likes to sneak up on you: electrocution.
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.