From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy