If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.
I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.
At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
How could something go wrong?
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
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