Just one more way cigarettes will kill you.
~NSHA
No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
That vest was 2 days away from retirement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Don't mind me, just seeing if your tubes are up to date.