Snow chains should never resemble a spider's web. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

this is my neighbour handy man cutting down a tree..... saftey 1st?????? oh and before you ask, yes he is standing on one leg with no harness ove the top of my green house!!!!

We can branch if we want to We can leave your ladder behind

Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.

~NSHA

I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.

~NSHA