From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
That vest was 2 days away from retirement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The movie consists of Jason Statham yelling at the truck driver for 2 hours. Just kidding, 82 minutes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
See what you have to do when you wear sandals on the wrong day? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.