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Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
And with the sound of the crashing TV, so came the switch from Engineering to English Lit.
No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
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