Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Bonus points if you crash into a lake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
That vest was 2 days away from retirement. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The Canadians' first design for the chainsaw was as frightening as it was useless.