It's much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.