Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?