Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.
No way! They need to get to Cumbaya and sing campfire songs ASAP!
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy