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Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
How could something go wrong?
No membership card? Luckily we also accept fifths as payment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.
Just one more inch and I can get my workman's comp!
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