This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)
From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.