safety first

bad puns,dual use,gloves,Professional At Work,safety first
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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

candle,fire,holding it up,safety first,tea
By Unknown
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From the submitter:

Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.

dangerous,redneck,safety first,slide
By Jason
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Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

bucket,dual use,helmet,motorcycle,safety first
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Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA

computers,holding it up,safety first
By Unknown
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Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

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