I See a Pew Things Wrong With This

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Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.

~NSHA

Thank God For That Sign

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I usually love pulling at random wires whilst taking a shower.

~NSHA

Remember Fixers:

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Take no heed to the signs above, lest you want this site to disappear.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Solid As a Rock

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Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.

~NSHA