Proof that the man who builds his home upon rock isn't always the wisest.
Try not to drip any paint on the stairs. Thanks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Or as I like to call it, "The Pyramid of Increased Insurance Premiums."
Even if he wasn't wearing this, I'm not sure he could do any more damage. ~NSHA
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.