From the submitter:
Wanted hot water, but had unpleasant company downstairs. So I decided to heat it using what I had in my room at the time.
So I became a trailer hitch.
Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.
What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.
Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.
This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide.