Compared to wizardry, it's extremely unfulfilling.
This is why Peter Jackson needs the biggest budget the world can provide.
From the submitter:
My dad was told he had to fix the 25 foot tall skylight one hour before company came over, and this creature was born.
Shh, nobody tell him skylight's can be fixed from the roof.
He waited too long for the Five-second rule to be applicable. This was the next best solution.
A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.