No, Daddy! I wanted the entire car to be pink! Oh well, at least I won't have to wear those uncomfortable seat belts.
Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.
Buses don't have seat belts. I don't see the problem.
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
The movie consists of Jason Statham yelling at the truck driver for 2 hours. Just kidding, 82 minutes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
A love letter from the submitter:
Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.
This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)