The perks of having a AAA membership aren't what they used to be.

~NSHA

New goal: go back in time, construct this, and pull up to my prom date's how just to see the look on her face.

~NSHA

Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?

~NSHA

Don't jump Mr. A/C! I love you! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?